According to a great story in yesterday’s Los Angeles Times, a group of fanatic vegans is suing several hot dog makers in New Jersey, demanding that future wiener packages include the label, “Warning: Consuming hot dogs and other processed meats increases the risk of cancer.” Hey, vegans: “Warning: Hijacking the courts in a lame ‘this-is-for-your-own-good’ attempt to get others to adopt your laughable rabbit eating habits increases the risk that the rest of us will like you even less than we already do.” [...]