It’s a New York state of mess. The New York State Senate — a corrupt, incompetent body even by the humiliating standards of state government — has been in turmoil all week because two Democrats defected, flipping a narrow 32-30 majority from the Democrats’ favor to the Republicans’.

If you dare, check out these terrible, terrible Dartmouth Republican rappers, Stiltz and Serious C (Christian names: Josh and David).