Death by hot dog

According to a great story in yesterday’s Los Angeles Times, a group of fanatic vegans is suing several hot dog makers in New Jersey, demanding that future wiener packages include the label, “Warning: Consuming hot dogs and other processed meats increases the risk of cancer.” Hey, vegans: “Warning: Hijacking the courts in a lame ‘this-is-for-your-own-good’ attempt to get others to adopt your laughable rabbit eating habits increases the risk that the rest of us will like you even less than we already do.” [...]

A bunch of bananas

It seems like just about every obituary of the beloved gold-hocking, giant-check-delivering, former announcer of The Tonight Show Ed McMahon includes the phrase “second banana.” [...]

Beef? Tastes like chicken.

El Pollo Loco has launched an ad campaign ridiculing Kentucky Fried Chicken for, gulp, using “beef powder and rendered beef fat” in its new grilled chicken marinade [...]